Genshin Impact Action figure: Lumine with Emergency Food
Hey kids do you love Genshin Impact but hate random chance? Well, Mihoyo (not really Mihoyo) has the solutions to our self-inflicted problems. Introducing our new line of Genshin Impact action figures.
That’s right, no longer will you need to spend hours grinding primogems or having to stay up to 2 am to sneak your parent's credit card to get your filthy disgusting hands on your fantasy waifu. No, you can now just drop your fat cash that you probably got from your labour exploiting boss, on this hot piece of plastic. Unlike the restraints of the game, you can literally do whatever you want with this toy, it’s up to your imagination, like for example you could put it in a jar... a non-descript masonry jar... for, you know... reasons, you abhorrent human waste.
We here at Mihoyo (not really Mihoyo) wanted to start off your action figure adventure with us the same way you started off your journey in the game. That’s why the first figure we are releasing is Lumine the female traveler. Not the male traveler you didn’t pick him you sad virgins.
We also have a special offer with this release, Lumine also comes with her favourite glider and a supply of emergency food, for just in case she is lost in the wilderness, or if she just wants the incessant long-winded and often redundant talking to stop... just stop talking Paimon, I hate you so much.
Also, act now and receive a portion of free mora in the game equal to the price of the figure, I know it doesn’t sound like much and it’s not, especially if you are at the endgame and trying to Max level a Diluc it's pretty much nothing. But you know what we don’t care, just shut up and eat your slop you, degenerate little piggy boys.
Here are some links to my store where you can buy prints
Prints only sorry, can’t actually make stuff like this, also no mora I can’t give you that either.